giving guys boners is empowering and nothing else matters 

“Why did she leave? I put so much cool stuff in her little prison!”
Man, sometimes Adventure Time is a commentary on, like, everything. (via brutereason)

jake gets it

(Source: patrickkingart)

When the boy sends a random “love you” text :)


I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”


This gif is so accurate and it kills me each time. i cant even.


This gif is so accurate and it kills me each time. i cant even.

“At what point do you take girls out of school altogether because boys can’t handle it?”
Parent of a female teen whose school banned leggings (via oomshi)

(Source: meetingsinthedesert)





zelda fans who get upset at fans who think link’s name is zelda

i’m pretty sure you’re not the first fandom to feel that way


To be fair though Frankenstein is a very monstery name

#i bet if his name was victor smith he wouldnt have these problems

#if he didn’t insist on creating artificial life from odds and ends of corpses he also wouldn’t have these problems

brooklyn nine nine meets tumblr pt. 2 (pt. 1)

(Source: sandandglass)

credit control (chasing people to pay for their insurance) is shitty but today, whilst I did have to deal with an awkward man, he did at least tell me I was very polite, and when I came off the phone, the woman next to me (after hearing my side of the difficult conversation) did tell me I am good at it, so I guess that’s something :)

It is nearly the end of my birthday. It is weird. I am now actually 19 :O :O